Four Legged Yard Swiffers

So I've been noticing these clumps of brown all over my floors.

>So do I have extremely dirty floors and need a prescription to Flylady asap?

So what is wrong with my floors at this time of the year? That would be this:

Don't let their cute innocence fool you. It's a disguise. They are not really adorable mini long haired dachshunds. They are four legged fall yard swiffers. Their silky downy fur drags in every leaf, stem and seed pod four times a day. They are driving my early OCD nesting urge insane.