Dear Bumblebee

I have not forgotten you. Yes, I'm depressed and ill because its yet another failed month, AF is here AGAIN with an 8 day LP but really, the beesting? Was completely unnecessary.

I really do not need a softball size swollen knot on the back of my arm that itches and hurts to side track me from the failed cycle. Another baby will never make me forget you so it is safe to resume your play with the other angels and quit sending the bees after mommy. K? Thanks

Love,
Mom