Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Paternity

For the past week I've been slowly stretching upward anytime I get up because of the back pain (which I previously contributed to my project at work but my Dr. said (over the phone) was typical of early pregnancy..yea okay).

As I get up last night and walk with my hand on my back toward the kitchen this is the conversation that takes place. (DH KNOWS how bad my back has been hurting).

DH: Are you okay? What's wrong?

ME: I'm carrying your kid in my ASS and low back apparently.

DH: Are you sure its mine? You never let me stick in THERE. (innocent expression)

ME: (glare) You aren't funny.

DH: (busts out laughing) Your momma doesn't think I'm funny (said in general direction of my stomach and to the dogs. )

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